Chikory's Epiphany Toilet

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

So... Another one bites the dust.

I'm too lazy (and tired) to formulate a decent spiel. So have the beginnings of an MSN conversation...

«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
lmaor
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
That annoying short loud chick at work is so brutal.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
They're crapping on about Heath Ledger on the radio
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
And I don't know any of it because I tune that darn sound box out (they have crap radio stations).
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
And I assume Liz didn't know there were customers in the store
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
because she's short and can't see over the top of a bench.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
Anyway...
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
She murmurs something to me about Heathy boy.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
And then yells to Honor, the boss, "Hey! What do you think of Heath Ledger?"
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
Honor replies a bit bewildered, "Well... He's okay. Why?"
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
So Liz yells back, "He's as dead as a maggot!"
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
And all the customers are in total "WTF?" stance.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
So crass.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
But rather amusing.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
Anyway.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
When I heard the news.
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
All I could think of was "He got so owned."
«Çhîkörÿ Ô'rîlèÿ» says:
I'm just as bad as Liz. :os

2 Comments:

  • At 1/24/2008 11:54 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    lol I had a zone flashback when I heard the news and thought, huh, I bet Dark_Jayson_Ryu is in deep, deep depression now that the man of his dreams is dead.

     
  • At 1/25/2008 7:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Man of HIS dreams? Ewwwwwwwwww... He probably doesn't have time to be depressed, everyone will be saying he offed himself and he'll be defending him until the cows come home.

    "So. I hear Heath commited suicide?"

    "HE DID NOT! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HE DIDN'T MEAN TO SWALLOW SO MANY PILLS! HE JUST CAN'T COUNT!"

     

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